February 2012
6 posts
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January 2012
2 posts
Holy shit, it's 2012
And I still haven’t seen For Colored Girls
December 2011
12 posts
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“I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating, and drinking. If...”
– Anon
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Every time the excedrin migraine commercial with...
I scream at the TV “FUCK YOU PEGGY!” and change the channel.
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November 2011
24 posts
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I just got laid off
More time for Tumblr!!!!!
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Blowing Off The Dust: Paper from College Comp I
Limbo through My Morality
From as far back as I can remember, I have always told myself, “Forgetting this memory would be extremely impossible because it is the beginning of the rest of my life.” I imagine myself, an artist, a pessimist, a nostalgic and sarcastic dead-pan amateur writer writing that quote down and hiding that folded piece of paper, and over and over...
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“Wishing for the day that I can feel just happy again. Of not feeling like a...”
– Me (OK Cupid Profile, Circa 2004)
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Watching the Shia Labeouf beat down
was sad. Don’t really care for his acting though. He seems like a kid that never grew up. I mean, he is a Disney kid.
Supposedly he gets “loser wasted”, who hasn’t?
Who doesn’t?
I’d hug him though, I’d be very loser wasted by then too
Even Steven’s gets hit by a shirtless fat man.
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It's that time again
Holy shit! The Hammacher Schlemmer “gift supplement” 2011 catalog is here. Time to see what’s the best, the genuine, the only, and the world’s greatest shit that you can’t afford or have no use for.
· First up, The Fingerprint recognizing Espresso machine. What the…are you serious? An espresso machine, with fingerprint recognition, is a justifiable expense because you don’t want piss in...
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Who remembers GamePlay HD and Monsters HD?
Were they not the best fucking channels ever?
October 2011
23 posts
I didn't run into anyone I know today. →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Guess who’s wearing the exact same thing tomorrow.
